Nothing Pro

Nothing Pro is a straightforward solution for those seeking a complete absence of service or product.

By completing this purchase, you acknowledge and agree that:

• You are knowingly and intentionally purchasing "nothing."

• No physical or digital goods or services will be delivered—not now, not later, not ever.

• This transaction is entirely conceptual, symbolic, and possibly existential.

• There are no refunds for nothing. Once you own nothing, it’s yours forever.
  

This purchase does not entitle you to support, updates, customer service, or enlightenment. It is what it is—and what it is, is nothing.